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The Deal

• We invest in a new startup every 30 days. We guarantee a response to you within 7 days of submission
• If selected, you will receive our investment within 2 weeks of our commitment
• We only invest in seed stage investments. If you business is already operating, sorry, but it's not for us.
• We only invest in seed stage investments. If your business is already operating, sorry, but it's not for us.
• We invest $50,000 in quarterly installments throughout your first year in business. Canard owns 40% of the outstanding shares and you, or others as you see fit, will own 60%— the majority shares. Canard does not take majority stakes in startups.